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I have just been assaulted by a mouldy cherry. There it was, looking tasty in the bowl. But alas, when I chewed it, it was verily a bit gross. Certifiably a bad'un. I am disappointed.

In 'Other Fruit-related News': Never bend over to pick something up whilst eating an apple. Apple juice will come out of your nose.